breezymoonwalker
musingsofasexworker:

big-titty-taboo:

the-goddamazon:

honoronher:

when you’re single but tryna make it work with 1 person
but there are at least 3 pipe layin fools thats in your phone like
"hey whats up you free tonight" 
& you just like
Jesus
IF YOU COULD REsCUE DANIEL OUT HTE LIONS DEN
IF YOU COULD LEAD MOSES TO THE PROMISED LAND
I KNOW YOU CAN KEEP THIS PUSSY FROM ALL MANNER OF SABOTAGIN NIGGA
AMEN

LMFAOOOO MY LIFE RIGHT NOW

bruh this is my bio LOL

😳

musingsofasexworker:

big-titty-taboo:

the-goddamazon:

honoronher:

when you’re single but tryna make it work with 1 person

but there are at least 3 pipe layin fools thats in your phone like

"hey whats up you free tonight" 

& you just like

Jesus

IF YOU COULD REsCUE DANIEL OUT HTE LIONS DEN

IF YOU COULD LEAD MOSES TO THE PROMISED LAND

I KNOW YOU CAN KEEP THIS PUSSY FROM ALL MANNER OF SABOTAGIN NIGGA

AMEN

LMFAOOOO MY LIFE RIGHT NOW

bruh this is my bio LOL

😳

charlottielabuff

FAVE DISNEY CHARACTERS : ONE KING : EMPEROR KUZCO
Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah! This is his story. Well, actually, my story. That’s right… I’m that llama. The name is Kuzco… Emperor Kuzco. I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I’ll tell you what. You go back a ways, you know, before I was a llama, and this will all make sense.

destructivemisfits
pinkcookiedimples:

"I LIKE gIRLS WHO ARE NATURAL WITHOUT MAKEuP THAT’s wHEN THEY’rE THE PRETTIEST bUT ALSO DON’T gO OUT WITHOuT MAKE-UP BECaUSR THEN yOU’LL FOOL US INTO THINKING THE VERY tHING WE SAID WE LIKe ABOUT YoU!"

How about you hop off my clit. I know it’s divine but I’ll do whatever the fuck I want, when I want, and how I want. If you can’t handle it then BOUNCE. I don’t need your flip-floppy, don’t-know-what-I-want-in-life, sorry ass 😘

pinkcookiedimples:

"I LIKE gIRLS WHO ARE NATURAL WITHOUT MAKEuP THAT’s wHEN THEY’rE THE PRETTIEST bUT ALSO DON’T gO OUT WITHOuT MAKE-UP BECaUSR THEN yOU’LL FOOL US INTO THINKING THE VERY tHING WE SAID WE LIKe ABOUT YoU!"

How about you hop off my clit. I know it’s divine but I’ll do whatever the fuck I want, when I want, and how I want. If you can’t handle it then BOUNCE. I don’t need your flip-floppy, don’t-know-what-I-want-in-life, sorry ass 😘